Just in from our friends at Cloth Ears for your enjoyment:
In the forthcoming Jelly Election, Mr KC of the Knitted Character Reform party would like to propose the main points of:
THE KNITTED CHARACTER MANIFESTO:
COMPULSORY KNITTING CLASSES IN ALL SCHOOLS
FREE JELLY FOR ALL
ALL WEAPONS TO BE REPLACED BY GIANT BALLS OF WOOL – much nicer for bombing & won’t hurt
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